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SOME AWESOME QUOTES
By this person i met in a place
"if you broke your arms
would you gamble with your feet?
if you got desperate"
"in detail"
"OMG
DUDE
me: yas
HOW MANY OUNCES ARE IN A POUND"
"can you feel it mister craps?" (crabs*)
"when your playin 'internet spades' do you ever get the 'manly piss'"
"an erection is a sign from God?"
"is the vacuum on or off?"
"you'll have blackanese kids"
"manly estrogen"
"SUPER MONKEY BALLS 2
THEY HAVE 2 NOW"
"a gay manly guy
just reading that makes you think of arnold swatrchinngearagoiggger tryin to say it"
"me: 'im like your c****n'
him: 'WORD'
him: 'FOR REAL'
"it's like you see cartoon network
"NOW PRESENTING 'SHE MAN' HALF MAN, HALF WOMEN IN DISGUISE""
"in biology my teacher asked what are some drawbacks of asexual reproduction
and i don't wanna hear 'it's not fun'"
"trout slap:
The act of slapping someone - usually across the facial region - with a wet penis or a representation thereof."
"me: butterbeans!
him: you called me a fat fart"
"who would name their son bob
that's so retarded"
"menopause: the brown way too have fun"
"i was like wtf...you're fallin in love with a pre schooler..."
"the only person i'd consider doing is s*****"
"well a guy sticks his head between a girls boobs and blows so it makes that engine sound"
"is sexilicious"
"my balls are like stuck to my legs"
"i have diarrhea!"
"jack me off"
"ok pull your pants down!"
"we're the whitest brown guys ever man"
"we can be black
yo nigga nigga
nigga
niigaa"
"me: whatcha doin
him: no one"
"slut training"
""hey how's your pee?"
"great!"
"hey god, can i have another penis? this one broke"
"ASSASSINATION" (*wink*)
"you excreted a boyfriend
congrats!"
"get your whore-os, part of this delicious breakfast"
"i peed in a toilet"
"him: anyway
him: what were we talkin about
him: when i said my balls own
me: uh
me: fries and nuggets together
"BLACK
ROTFL"
"if i peed on your face, what would you do
me: ?
him: ...
him: um
me: ROTFLLLLMFAOO
me: hehe
him: ...
him: i'd wash my face
me: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
me: nice
him: well
him: then i'd grab your wienie and rip it off
me: psh
me: uh
him:LOL
me: what if i was horny
me: O
me: WHAT
me: OWNED
him: lol
me: =)
him: ok
him: then i'd push it so far down
him that you're in pain
him: =)
me: nah im used to that
me: LOL
me: =)
him: LOL
him: well
me: when i have to hide it
him: i'd chop it
me: ROTFL
me: psh
him: hahaha
him: OK
me: you couldnt reach it
me: shorty
him: THIS IS WEIRD"
bump
what?
bam bam
bang bang ski ski?
yep"
"ZQ F 'M F N"
"as a friend i'd rape her"
By Kristina
"10% of a square equals 4.2......"
"*BANG BANG* HAHAHAAHAHHAH"
"coolie stick brooms"
"ME TOO!!"
"chicken"
"pa ta toe"
"uh..i forget"
"aha im plural"
"dam yo ders crack in erything i eat"
"RUN!!! SAVE THE PIZZA!!"
"lomo"
"nd i was like yoo neqro wdf neqro u needa stop neqroinq around neqroo!"
"lol socks arent danqerous! not if yur experienced with them"
"dumdippoo"
"awesomeritsitisetieir"
"tubularr"
"mister!"
"que paso?"
"wrkshit"
";p;"
"me: no candy from fat negross
her: LMFAO
damm they have tha best candy!"
"me: my room is a box
her: =O
her: super boxx room!
her: it has maqical powers
her: thats requalr bedrooms dont have!
her: it shoots boxxes at your face "
"tell me why my toes are like madd hots but the rest ov my foot is cold?"
"my toes r qoin threw " chanqes" lol"
"their qrowin up : ]"
"im so proud ov them"
"YES I GET IT
im not slow
well not that slow"
"me: do u think me and ****** are the whitest guyanese ppl ever ?
her: hellsz yea"
"yo son peoples be makin thingsz nd puttin me init nd i dunno wut tha crapp dey tawkin out"
"lmao i thought u said hey your black"
"how bout barbara anne smith?"
"thats wut im namein my slavee =]"
"i was riden the carts up and down the aisles and this worker quy came up to me sayin oh you r not appose ride the carts up and down there r cameras in here! nd i was like REEEALY!? THERES CAMERAS IN HERE?! I NEVVERR KNEW DHAT"
"kool aids!"
"qo to your neiqhbors nd be like my parents r starvin me i need food please help mee "
"newho; i was bored so i started to like walk into the rooms [[thinkinq they were empty] and this lady was sittinq there but i didn't noe and she was like HEY nd i was like OH SHYTT nd i jumped and she was like you have my food? i was like uhm.... noo...and she was like then wat r you doinq here? are you qunna qive me a bath now? i was like HELLSZ NOOO!!! and i said sorry and walked out lmao"
"OMG y0o i ran downstairs screamin OMG CHICKENN! cause my mom was cookin it nd she lokked at me like wdf is wronq with you? LMFA0O"
"your mentally challenqed and im disfiqured nicee"
"be faithful brother mannnn"
"f*ck my ass off"
"AYE BAI LOOK AT THA DICK IN THE AIR DEY"
By Mr. Bernier (homeroom teacher)
"You and I are not skinny people"
"I expect to see 32 ice cream bars"
"How would you like the pressure of 300 pounds on your foot"
By Amber
"all boys do is push their thing up forwared" "girls back their butt up into it."
"me ;; "hes freacin huge !!"
michael ;; "hes a monster"
lmfao baahaa :pp
"OMG THERE WAS A BONE IN MY NUGGET"
"OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL WHITE BONELESS CHICKEN"
"masturbation is the cure for all problems"
"THERE ARE BANANAS IN MY CEREAL
AND THE CHEERIOS
WAS ON THE BANANA
AND THEY MADE GLASSES !!"
"AHH FAWKEN THUMBTACK POKEDED ME"
"sex virus"
"me: i have to pee
her: GO
me: im too lazy
her: HURRY BEFOR IT BLOWS UP
me: LOLL
her: its gona blow up and all the pee is guna burn the inside of your tummy like acid stuff
her: and your gonna go AAH
her: and die"
"super robot monkey team hyper force go"
"I GOT PIGS IN A BLANKET IN THE OVENN !!"
"i cant piss for a whole half hour "
By Barry (the fat kid in class)
"WHAT TIME IS IT OR SHE GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!"
By Myself
"we're so grown up"
"its in!"
"^V^V^V^V^V^V^^V^V^VV^^V^V^V^V^V^V"
"nah my mom sags -_-
its liek
(0)
LOLLL SPACESHIP"
By Ashley
"Yu Box me two?"
"her: Ii have a viirus
lme: lmao
me: aids....
her: From a stewpid web page
leahcimyrrah (10:38:24 AM): O0O
her: Amber gave me
me: LMAOOOO"
By Christina
"omg you look so nice with your hair like that!"
(theres no hilarity, but it made me feel nice =D lol)
"chocclateeee *drowsy/drunken tone*"
By Tiffany
"michaelism,raymondness, & joshuaishhh!"
By Janel
"lol...my feet r cold...
even tho im wearin socks.."
"i like strawberries..."
"....can we not tlk bout bananas...they keep reminding my of sumtin else..."
"i like ketchup....i wud eat a tomato but..idk..i dont like them as much as all da other ...fruits?..."
".....my bro tried 2 put his fork down a container of pringles tinkin it was his pasta"
"me: do u know who static-x is
her: isnt dat a black super hero.."
"i dont want anymore yogurttttt.....and my hands r coldd"
"u cud hear da gun shots thru da wall"
"im sure he's not jackin off 2 him shoot ppl.."
"yupp...they hav...brown, gray, bright green, light blue n white stripes on them...they r cool socks"
"i told my other friend dat like i heard some interestin noises from my bro's room n he walked out wit a girl....n shes like ur bro is a man whore...n over time dat evolved into my brother ownin a whore house n da girl dat spitzer hired works there..n so do i...n then dat friend (da 1 dats in da convo ^ there) she hears this..n is like...omgg is dat where he goes on da weekend dat explains everything u c on weekends, he clones himself n leaves da clone in ny n then goes 2 wyoming..n im like y wyoming..n she's like cuz dats where da whore house is..n im like y cant da whore house be in ny..n she like..if da whore house was in hy then he wud get caught..."
"friend: im wearin jacks shorts
friend: they're so comfortable
janel: i kno..i wore my bro's shorts...but it feels like a hav a crotch..loll..he's tall..orim short either way its very big on me..
friend: lol same here i seriously feel like i have a dick...
janel: lol
janel: maybe u doo..??
janel: lolll
janel: jk
friend: yeah there all loose and shit on me
friend: oh ty at least i dont work in a whore house
janel: lol...butt i get soo much moneyy u knoo...
friend: lmao"
"u kno i hate it wen u hav a zip up jacket dats 2 big n wen u sit down it makes u look like u hav a penis..."
"in math...theres this guy and he came up to me and started poking me and im like what are you on...and he's like...5 cups of sugar...im like wth and he's like well i was so tired after gym so i got sugar....and then i was like dude...you got some on your nose...it looks like you sniffed something...and he's like....AHHHH..and runs away.."
By Raymond
"im almost 99.9999999% positive those are my periods"
By this person i met in a place
"if you broke your arms
would you gamble with your feet?
if you got desperate"
"in detail"
"OMG
DUDE
me: yas
HOW MANY OUNCES ARE IN A POUND"
"can you feel it mister craps?" (crabs*)
"when your playin 'internet spades' do you ever get the 'manly piss'"
"an erection is a sign from God?"
"is the vacuum on or off?"
"you'll have blackanese kids"
"manly estrogen"
"SUPER MONKEY BALLS 2
THEY HAVE 2 NOW"
"a gay manly guy
just reading that makes you think of arnold swatrchinngearagoiggger tryin to say it"
"me: 'im like your c****n'
him: 'WORD'
him: 'FOR REAL'
"it's like you see cartoon network
"NOW PRESENTING 'SHE MAN' HALF MAN, HALF WOMEN IN DISGUISE""
"in biology my teacher asked what are some drawbacks of asexual reproduction
and i don't wanna hear 'it's not fun'"
"trout slap:
The act of slapping someone - usually across the facial region - with a wet penis or a representation thereof."
"me: butterbeans!
him: you called me a fat fart"
"who would name their son bob
that's so retarded"
"menopause: the brown way too have fun"
"i was like wtf...you're fallin in love with a pre schooler..."
"the only person i'd consider doing is s*****"
"well a guy sticks his head between a girls boobs and blows so it makes that engine sound"
"is sexilicious"
"my balls are like stuck to my legs"
"i have diarrhea!"
"jack me off"
"ok pull your pants down!"
"we're the whitest brown guys ever man"
"we can be black
yo nigga nigga
nigga
niigaa"
"me: whatcha doin
him: no one"
"slut training"
""hey how's your pee?"
"great!"
"hey god, can i have another penis? this one broke"
"ASSASSINATION" (*wink*)
"you excreted a boyfriend
congrats!"
"get your whore-os, part of this delicious breakfast"
"i peed in a toilet"
"him: anyway
him: what were we talkin about
him: when i said my balls own
me: uh
me: fries and nuggets together
"BLACK
ROTFL"
"if i peed on your face, what would you do
me: ?
him: ...
him: um
me: ROTFLLLLMFAOO
me: hehe
him: ...
him: i'd wash my face
me: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
me: nice
him: well
him: then i'd grab your wienie and rip it off
me: psh
me: uh
him:LOL
me: what if i was horny
me: O
me: WHAT
me: OWNED
him: lol
me: =)
him: ok
him: then i'd push it so far down
him that you're in pain
him: =)
me: nah im used to that
me: LOL
me: =)
him: LOL
him: well
me: when i have to hide it
him: i'd chop it
me: ROTFL
me: psh
him: hahaha
him: OK
me: you couldnt reach it
me: shorty
him: THIS IS WEIRD"
bump
what?
bam bam
bang bang ski ski?
yep"
"ZQ F 'M F N"
"as a friend i'd rape her"
By Kristina
"10% of a square equals 4.2......"
"*BANG BANG* HAHAHAAHAHHAH"
"coolie stick brooms"
"ME TOO!!"
"chicken"
"pa ta toe"
"uh..i forget"
"aha im plural"
"dam yo ders crack in erything i eat"
"RUN!!! SAVE THE PIZZA!!"
"lomo"
"nd i was like yoo neqro wdf neqro u needa stop neqroinq around neqroo!"
"lol socks arent danqerous! not if yur experienced with them"
"dumdippoo"
"awesomeritsitisetieir"
"tubularr"
"mister!"
"que paso?"
"wrkshit"
";p;"
"me: no candy from fat negross
her: LMFAO
damm they have tha best candy!"
"me: my room is a box
her: =O
her: super boxx room!
her: it has maqical powers
her: thats requalr bedrooms dont have!
her: it shoots boxxes at your face "
"tell me why my toes are like madd hots but the rest ov my foot is cold?"
"my toes r qoin threw " chanqes" lol"
"their qrowin up : ]"
"im so proud ov them"
"YES I GET IT
im not slow
well not that slow"
"me: do u think me and ****** are the whitest guyanese ppl ever ?
her: hellsz yea"
"yo son peoples be makin thingsz nd puttin me init nd i dunno wut tha crapp dey tawkin out"
"lmao i thought u said hey your black"
"how bout barbara anne smith?"
"thats wut im namein my slavee =]"
"i was riden the carts up and down the aisles and this worker quy came up to me sayin oh you r not appose ride the carts up and down there r cameras in here! nd i was like REEEALY!? THERES CAMERAS IN HERE?! I NEVVERR KNEW DHAT"
"kool aids!"
"qo to your neiqhbors nd be like my parents r starvin me i need food please help mee "
"newho; i was bored so i started to like walk into the rooms [[thinkinq they were empty] and this lady was sittinq there but i didn't noe and she was like HEY nd i was like OH SHYTT nd i jumped and she was like you have my food? i was like uhm.... noo...and she was like then wat r you doinq here? are you qunna qive me a bath now? i was like HELLSZ NOOO!!! and i said sorry and walked out lmao"
"OMG y0o i ran downstairs screamin OMG CHICKENN! cause my mom was cookin it nd she lokked at me like wdf is wronq with you? LMFA0O"
"your mentally challenqed and im disfiqured nicee"
"be faithful brother mannnn"
"f*ck my ass off"
"AYE BAI LOOK AT THA DICK IN THE AIR DEY"
By Mr. Bernier (homeroom teacher)
"You and I are not skinny people"
"I expect to see 32 ice cream bars"
"How would you like the pressure of 300 pounds on your foot"
By Amber
"all boys do is push their thing up forwared" "girls back their butt up into it."
"me ;; "hes freacin huge !!"
michael ;; "hes a monster"
lmfao baahaa :pp
"OMG THERE WAS A BONE IN MY NUGGET"
"OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL WHITE BONELESS CHICKEN"
"masturbation is the cure for all problems"
"THERE ARE BANANAS IN MY CEREAL
AND THE CHEERIOS
WAS ON THE BANANA
AND THEY MADE GLASSES !!"
"AHH FAWKEN THUMBTACK POKEDED ME"
"sex virus"
"me: i have to pee
her: GO
me: im too lazy
her: HURRY BEFOR IT BLOWS UP
me: LOLL
her: its gona blow up and all the pee is guna burn the inside of your tummy like acid stuff
her: and your gonna go AAH
her: and die"
"super robot monkey team hyper force go"
"I GOT PIGS IN A BLANKET IN THE OVENN !!"
"i cant piss for a whole half hour "
By Barry (the fat kid in class)
"WHAT TIME IS IT OR SHE GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!"
By Myself
"we're so grown up"
"its in!"
"^V^V^V^V^V^V^^V^V^VV^^V^V^V^V^V^V"
"nah my mom sags -_-
its liek
(0)
LOLLL SPACESHIP"
By Ashley
"Yu Box me two?"
"her: Ii have a viirus
lme: lmao
me: aids....
her: From a stewpid web page
leahcimyrrah (10:38:24 AM): O0O
her: Amber gave me
me: LMAOOOO"
By Christina
"omg you look so nice with your hair like that!"
(theres no hilarity, but it made me feel nice =D lol)
"chocclateeee *drowsy/drunken tone*"
By Tiffany
"michaelism,raymondness, & joshuaishhh!"
By Janel
"lol...my feet r cold...
even tho im wearin socks.."
"i like strawberries..."
"....can we not tlk bout bananas...they keep reminding my of sumtin else..."
"i like ketchup....i wud eat a tomato but..idk..i dont like them as much as all da other ...fruits?..."
".....my bro tried 2 put his fork down a container of pringles tinkin it was his pasta"
"me: do u know who static-x is
her: isnt dat a black super hero.."
"i dont want anymore yogurttttt.....and my hands r coldd"
"u cud hear da gun shots thru da wall"
"im sure he's not jackin off 2 him shoot ppl.."
"yupp...they hav...brown, gray, bright green, light blue n white stripes on them...they r cool socks"
"i told my other friend dat like i heard some interestin noises from my bro's room n he walked out wit a girl....n shes like ur bro is a man whore...n over time dat evolved into my brother ownin a whore house n da girl dat spitzer hired works there..n so do i...n then dat friend (da 1 dats in da convo ^ there) she hears this..n is like...omgg is dat where he goes on da weekend dat explains everything u c on weekends, he clones himself n leaves da clone in ny n then goes 2 wyoming..n im like y wyoming..n she's like cuz dats where da whore house is..n im like y cant da whore house be in ny..n she like..if da whore house was in hy then he wud get caught..."
"friend: im wearin jacks shorts
friend: they're so comfortable
janel: i kno..i wore my bro's shorts...but it feels like a hav a crotch..loll..he's tall..orim short either way its very big on me..
friend: lol same here i seriously feel like i have a dick...
janel: lol
janel: maybe u doo..??
janel: lolll
janel: jk
friend: yeah there all loose and shit on me
friend: oh ty at least i dont work in a whore house
janel: lol...butt i get soo much moneyy u knoo...
friend: lmao"
"u kno i hate it wen u hav a zip up jacket dats 2 big n wen u sit down it makes u look like u hav a penis..."
"in math...theres this guy and he came up to me and started poking me and im like what are you on...and he's like...5 cups of sugar...im like wth and he's like well i was so tired after gym so i got sugar....and then i was like dude...you got some on your nose...it looks like you sniffed something...and he's like....AHHHH..and runs away.."
By Raymond
"im almost 99.9999999% positive those are my periods"
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