Once upon a time, in a catholic school, called St. Teresa's, there was an innocent little girl in 8th grade. Her name is Nicole. Little did she know that a very gruesome and terrifying event was about to unfold.
It was 4th period. Things seemed as they usually did; students causing an uproar that prevented them from being educated. Nicole asks to go to the bathroom--to fix her shirt. She approaches the bathroom, opens the door and goes inside of a stall. And then it happens.
Another girl comes in the bathroom. She turns the light off. It becomes pitch-black, like the color of her skin, and camouflages in with her surroundings. Nicole, still in the stall and hidden from the girl, becomes very scared, and thinks to herself, "omgomgomg im gonna get raped!!! ='(". The girl kicks each stall open, to see if there is anyone there. However, she skips the stall Nicole is in, and goes on to the last one. Nicole had a great sense of relief.
The girl goes into the last stall, unaware that Nicole is in the stall next to hers. She starts to take a dump, and Nicole forms that "wtf" look on her face. She is utterly disgusted, after continuously hearing turd after turd fall into the toilet. She abruptly leaves the stall and goes back to the homeroom.
And so kids, the moral of this story is:
Alert people when you are about to take a crap.
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